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In honor of this truly important day  – *hiccup* – here’s some funny quotes and gifs to help us celebrate.

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“The doctor told me to drink more wine. Also, I’m calling myself the doctor now.”

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“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”

~ Benjamin Franklin ~

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“Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.”

~ Gina Barreca ~

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“It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly more room for more wine.”

~ Unknown ~

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“There are 13 minerals that are essential for human life, and all of them can be found in wine. Coincidence? I think not.

~ Unknown ~

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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can’t…

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Have you voted yet?

As of 11:00 p.m. I’m in FIRST place by only ONE point. If you haven’t voted yet, please consider doing so. The voting ends tomorrow. If you have voted, thank you and please share this with others.

I appreciate all of your support. It means a lot to a debut author.

http://evearroyo.com/contest-entry-c

My Writing Journey

Posted: January 25, 2016 in #IAmWritingNow, Writing
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This week’s Writing Journey can be found at:

http://authorsfbenson.com/2016/01/25/my-writing-journey-4/

Fireside Chat

Posted: January 24, 2016 in #Regress, Writing
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There’s a new feature on my website!

For the next few weeks, characters from Regress: The Alliance Chronicles Book One will be chatting with me. You’ll get to meet Tru Shepard, Zared Aoki, Ko Castaneda, and Asher Jones!

This week Tru joins us for an in-depth interview: http://authorsfbenson.com/2016/01/24/fireside-chat/

These Shallow Graves

Want to read a great review from another author? Check out Shawn McGuire’s review on my website: http://i1.wp.com/authorsfbenson.com/

My First Short Story!

Posted: January 20, 2016 in #IAmWritingNow, Writing
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My first zombie short story made it to the finals of Eve Arroyo’s Dystopian contest. Please go to her site, read it, and vote!

http://evearroyo.com/contest-entry-c
Thank you!

My Writing Journey

Posted: January 18, 2016 in #IAmWritingNow, Writing
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Looking for this week’s installment of My Writing Journey?

http://authorsfbenson.com/2016/01/18/my-writing-journey-3/

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Find out more about Erin Hayes latest book at: http://authorsfbenson.com/2016/01/15/open-hearts-cover-reveal/

Book Trailer Friday

Posted: January 15, 2016 in Book Trailer
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Looking for this week’s book trailer?

Find it at: http://authorsfbenson.com/2016/01/15/book-trailer-friday-2/

Have a great weekend!

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Read the review at: http://authorsfbenson.com/2016/01/14/flying-to-the-rescue-a-review-of-flying-away-by-caroline-a-gill/